an intimate affair
my boyfriend is an office supplies salesman, and one day i found a flyer for “intimate lingerie” on his desk. when he told me it was a client of his, i joked around: “yeah yeah, whatever, you big pervert!”. but the joke was on me, because on christmas day, he presented me with a thin, rectangular gift. when i opened it (in front of my parents no less), i found that same...